Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid

Animals of the Ocean in Particular the Giant Squid Here is the third installment in a series of reference books all written by Dr and Mr Doris Haggis on Whey a team of highly energized and deeply focused scientists with over sixty seven combined yea
  • Title: Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid
  • Author: Doris Haggis-on-Whey Benny Haggis-on-Whey
  • ISBN: 9781932416398
  • Page: 172
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Here is the third installment in a series of reference books, all written by Dr and Mr Doris Haggis on Whey, a team of highly energized and deeply focused scientists with over sixty seven combined years of experience at their command, including six months spent lifting awkwardly sized boxes.Animals of the Ocean advances many heretofore unexplored discoveries and opinionsHere is the third installment in a series of reference books, all written by Dr and Mr Doris Haggis on Whey, a team of highly energized and deeply focused scientists with over sixty seven combined years of experience at their command, including six months spent lifting awkwardly sized boxes.Animals of the Ocean advances many heretofore unexplored discoveries and opinions, including squid dating dos and don ts, why squid are not at all able to watch television in black and white, the ways in which people who don t know any better might think fish are not animals, the long term effects of salt water on musical theater, and also the adventure of Gunther.Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid comes with a foil stamped and leather inspired cover Its pages are full color and illustrated without reserve This book does not contain a warning label, but if it did, it would advise readers to enjoy its pages only in small and furtive doses, such as while waiting your turn at tetherball.
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    2 thoughts on “Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid

    1. Dr and Mr Doris Haggis on Whey are a joint pseudonym of Dave Eggers and his brother Christopher.

    2. This book is the definitive book on everything you need to know about the ocean.It covers such diverse topics as Fish are animals s are other animals.Bread and the Open SeaTypes of Dumb Dolphins Brown ones, Pink ones, Sick ones, Packs of Dolphins, Dolphins that save people, Dolphins that let you pet them, Dolphins that ride waves, Dolphins that look like they re smiling, Grey ones Proper ways to address undersea animals Guess who gets a Chest bump and the greeting You look like a bald fat albino [...]

    3. At first I thought it might be useful to know that the pufferfish we saw caught might be named Cody as it might help us calm it and get it back in the water but then I thought perhaps it would be pointless as his needles most likely ruptured his eardrums and he wouldn t hear our soothing oohs and ahhs.

    4. The husband and I are always scratching our heads over what type of art to put on our walls We have a few things by local artists, a smattering of photos, a painting the previous owners of the house forget to pack and lots of white walls Personally, I would rather have a nice white zen wall than have bad art But then I ran into this book Almost every page is potential frame able, fully illustrated gem Here s the one that s going on my office wall first Duties of Squid Appendages with bonus squid [...]

    5. I never knew that squids were fluent Spanish and Catalan And some even speak German I love Dr Dorris Haggis on Whey books so much that I want to cry and eat them at the same time.

    6. This book is hilarious You need to read it with friends Preferably while having a little something to drink.

    7. Silly me I picked this up at SFMOMA store after reading the one page with the diagram on The Duties of Squid Appendages, as I thought it would be a good, fun gift for any number of my friends young us A too bad I found, as I read , that it s a bit too clever, whith a bit too much talk of evisceration to be tainting the heads of any five year olds yet, so darn, I just have to keep it for myself.Only after I read and enjoyed the whole darn thing did I discover, in 7 point type on the last page, th [...]

    8. This is a wonderful book for anyone with a terribly odd sense of humor, or for giant squid owners which I hope to one day become It is filled with useful illustrations and charts that reveal startling insight into things like the Most Popular Baby Names For Fifty Seldom Seen Sea Animals, in which the reader learns, for example, that the most popular name for a female Little Post Horn Squid is Brooklyn, while the most popular name for a male Pelican Eel is Henry or Henri I do not believe you coul [...]

    9. Like the first two volumes of The Haggis on Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance, Vol 3 Animals of the Ocean, In Particular the Giant Squid is essential to any respectable gentleperson s library This volume is full of necessary information, including How to Know if One Is Being Eaten, the basic tenets of Shark Religion, and The Adventure of Gunther, The Lanternfish Who Wanted to Scope Out This One Part of This Cool Coral Reef Real Quick Only for those unafraid of the truth.

    10. Amusing, if occasionally puzzling in its randomness I was fond of its contrariness and its dedication to being pretty much completely wrong about everything In a very matter of fact way It s definitely something I could imagine having written with my own bigbro I m just not sure how much I like reading the results of someone else s bronanigans bro plus shenanigans.

    11. not nearly as good as giraffes giraffes still entertaining, but the absurdity just didn t do it for me they take the randomness a bit too far sometimes, so that it s so unrelated it just doesn t make sense, instead of being hilarious whimsy there are still good oneliners, like, after treachery, there is often pilates.

    12. major complaints against this book don t kill the joke sometimes you kill the joke.published by mcstupidsweeney s not enough diagrams giant squid are played out you can t rely on them as a punchline the best thing a page of the most popular names for lesser seen see creatures example most popular girl name for a seahorse alexis it thinks it s so clever me too.

    13. Very informative If you don t understand discordian, absurdist humor, you will think this book is horrible You d be wrong, but if you don t understand discordian absurdist humor, the rest of us think you re horrible.

    14. This book is brilliant, hilarious and amazing Especially if you have the kind of sense of humour that makes you want to watch monty python episodes on video from the public library.Especially if you like Giant Squids.

    15. I would compare this to Monty Python maybe A mocklopedia of information about giant squid McSweeneys does everything with great attention to detail and aesthetic value, and this is no different It is completely ridiculous and beautifully done.

    16. Very factual and informative I did not mind the condescension, in fact it was well deserved Recommended for All

    17. this threatens to be too clever for it s own good, but man i laughed too embarassingly hard in the bookstore to pass it up.

    18. Thank you, NPR, for recommending this This book made Thanksgiving 2006 with the Evans family a hilarious time It s so bizarrely funny

    19. This is by far the craziest coffee table book I ve ever seen Never give it to a child, as it will make them completly confused about what is true or not with regards to marine life.

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